Polish Survey, regarding the latest and greatest as seen on tv product?
I just wanted to let everyone know my Snuggie arrived safe and sound last night. I spent hours relaxing ***** beneath it, using the remote, drinking tea, reading a book, masturbating all of the things the commercial says you can do!!! It was incredible, everything I wanted and much much more.
My question is what exactly can I do next with my Snuggie?
Should I name it? If so, what?
All suggestions will be considered and appreciated.
I have the door draftie things cha cha. I am so effing awesome.
Oh I forgot the booklight is incredible. I think I can use it to enhance my webcam shows.
Asked by:Margo congrats it’s a girl!
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chacha posted: 01 Dec at 10:03 pm
First of all, I already named the Snuggie “White Lightening”. What took so damn long for standard shipping? Was it on backorder and they forgot to tell you? Did you get the green or blue? Have you drank vodka in it, and ************ WITH object insertion? You have some answering to do yourself, lady.
sweet oly posted: 02 Dec at 12:47 pm
throw yourself down the stairs wearing the snuggie and holding the ginzu knives you ordered. oly out.
Bob Loblaw posted: 04 Dec at 5:57 am
Masturbate some more.
My Name’s BOOTS! posted: 06 Dec at 5:59 am
LOL thats great…I cant beat the first persons answer but, you deserve a star!
MardiGras Munkey posted: 09 Dec at 9:34 am
You need to re-inact the light saber scene from Star Wars. If you don’t have a light saber, use your giant double-headeddildo.
I need more Cowbell!® posted: 12 Dec at 6:49 am
Wait, wait, wait! I have GOT to pay closer attention to that commercial! I had no idea you could drink tea wearing one of those things. This could change everything…….or not.
МѓМ —-{@ posted: 15 Dec at 3:59 am
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^I’ll put my black bathrobe on backwards and help in Munkey’s suggestion for you, Margo.
I have an attached lightsaber, though. Its red-ish when extended too!
Wanna duel?
~cries~
Niffer posted: 17 Dec at 11:52 am
You drank TEA in it? I know that it says specifically NO tea…you’re flirtin’ w/ danger sweetie!
Name it “snugglicious”
~Lilbit~ posted: 19 Dec at 10:03 am
Oly is being a jerkface…don’t you listen to him. I’m so happy for you and I don’t recall the commercial saying anything about masturbating. You’re completely ingenious and so witty. Bravo sweets…oh and when you get that webcam up and running gimme a holla!
catz posted: 21 Dec at 6:34 am
i know those things are specifically designed for doing the main business of the day, so grab your book (and booklight) and head towards the bathroom. heck, you can even bring your tea.